I dreamed that I had a screaming argument with my brother in the pickup truck that he only owns in dreamsylvania. He had a number of shocking and untenable political beliefs, including this little doozy - "Immigrants don't technically have the legal right to wear hats." That's the one that really set me off. I got out of the pickup and walked home over that one.

The rest of the dream was me trying to debunk this myth on snopes.com. Unfortunately, no web page would load fully. I think this is the 21st century equivalent to trying to run away from a monster but your legs don't work.

A monster named systematic misinformation, in this case.