Monday, November 22, 2010

I dreamed that I had died and been born again. Reincarnated. Many of my friends had, as well. I was the only one that remembered our former lives and former friendships.

I was also the only one that had come back with laser eyes, super strength and the power of levitation.

I met them all one by one at the local mall in what seemed to be a series of happy accidents. I attempted to make a good first impression by showing off my awesome superpowers, but none of them gave a shit. I remember Adrienne and Becky being particularly unimpressed.

In spite of my vulgar display of power, everyone got along well and I was invited to a bonfire. We drove in a groovy 70's van to the burn where we met up with my BFF Matt, who immediately began telling me about the dungeons and dragons campaign he was playing. I told him "Oh cool. You and I used to play dungeons and dragons in a past life where we were best friends. Nice to meet you!"

We both agreed that this was pretty rad and resumed the friendship more or less where it had left off.

2 comments:

Adrienne said...

There is no way I'd not care about superpowers. This dream is a FAKE! FAKERY!

Aaron said...

We can therefore conclude that you're not freddy kreugering around in my dreams.

I think that's best for both of us.